Prince Charles and the Hooker

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Prince Charles decided to take up walking. Every day at the same street corner he passed a hooker. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.

"No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
She'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided to accompany her 'husband'.
As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife .
As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Then, the hooker yelled:
[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"See what you get for [/FONT][FONT=&quot]five pounds[/FONT][FONT=&quot], you tight b*st*rd!"
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Like It :D:D.

 

Very good. Reminds me of this one:

Charles was out having a bit of fun in his astin martin, as usual for a weekend.

One day though, as he was turning into the palace grounds, he was a bit hasty and accidentally ran over one of his mother's beloved corgis. The poor dog was a right mess. It was crushed under the wheels of the car, and was chewed up good and proper until it was no longer recognisable.

Charles realised what had happened and stopped the car. In distress, he wished really hard for a miracle. At that point, a genie appeared.

The genie said, 'this is not like the fairly tales, you don't get three wishes, only one, and I can't break the laws of physics. What is your one wish?'

Charlie didn't need to think about it. His mother was already upset with him for marrying a woman she didn't approve of, and then for having an affair when he was heir to the throne. How mad would she be when she found out about her corgi?. Prince charles made his wish to the genie. 'Fix the corgi, so that my mum never needs to know what happened' he told the genie.

The genie looked at the loose bits of fur, and dismembered body parts of the corgi, had a think, then replied, 'not possible even for me, make another wish'.

Charles, dissappointed, had a think, then commanded, 'make camilla pretty'.

The genie had another think, then replied, 'lets take another look at this corgi shall we?'.

 

Good one !

 

Both so good..

 

It's interesting, don't you think, that 'Charles' jokes are generally at the expense of Camilla and her perceived lack of prettiness. You can't help thinking that if she were considered to be a looker, she would be forgiven anything. Still, you have to admit, she's a darn sight prettier than her husband.

 

Charles was being shown round a University and was doing his usual "meet and Greet" routine. At one point he stopped to talk to a shapely young lady who was adorned in very skin tight jeans.

Charles: "Errr How does one get into those?"

Student: "You can start by buying me a drink" came the reply!

Steve...

 

Did anybody else think of Phyllis Diller when they saw that wedding hat?