Snoring

I fully expect to be in the dog house tomorrow. Its the wife's turn to be full of cold, which means no doubt despite me being the one with clear airways now, and her being the one making all the bubbling gurgling crackling noises, it will of course be me keeping her awake tonight, as I try to sleep soundly through her grunting, gurgling, coughing, snorting and snoring.

 

You could get one step ahead Clueless. Record it and play it back to her in the morning.

 

or be nice and sleep on the sofa / spare bed

 

so clueless how is your good lady feeling now? hope she is better

 

I think she is still lurgied up, but its hard to tell because I'm so tired my brain just isn't working.

 

I awoke 24hourgardeneray morning, wide awake,(wife Snoring). I got up ,had a cup of hot chocolate and a roll up and went back to bed, (wife still snoring).:wallbang:.
I awoke again,looked at my watch,3.30am..
After @ 5 mins,the wife woke up reached out and started to fumble with her alarm clock.

With my back to her I asked " Is that 3.40 am"? She said" That's right , How can you tell the time with your back to the alarm":DOH:.
As my side of the bed is at the window,I Replied " I can tell by the darkness of the sky" :DOH:.
I left her with that thought and went back to sleep,(As she had stopped Snoring) :yess:.

 

Whenever you poke my git in the ribs to try and get him to stop snoring he gives out a loud snort, farts, smacks his chops, rolls over and starts snoring again........

 

what the hell where you doing in my bed Julie ?

 

Not ME.......... HUBBY.......
I do snore though

 

sounded like you were poking my oh with the discription you gave

 

Oh right, gotcha!!! Too tired to think half straight I guess..........

 

ooh, err, missus, steady on now