So the weather was not very good today

REAL COWBOY

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink a woman sat next to him and asked "Are you a real cowboy".
"Well" he replied "I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, riding in rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, driving tractors and feedin' my dogs, so yes, I guess I am a real cowboy.
She said "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think about women.
The two sat sipping their drinks in silence.
A little while later a man sat down at the bar and asked "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian".

 

another goodun owg keep em coming