Stewardess Chat Up

[FONT=&quot]Airport Chat Up[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He leans across to her and says “Delta Airlines, motto 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto! 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Undeterred , he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines, motto 'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the frickin' hell do you want ar**hole?'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'.[/FONT]

 

Only just spotted this Harry. Ryanair just happen to use Ronaldsway airport, here on the island.