Sundays contribution ( a golf joke)

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  1. oldwinegum

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    Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.The pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or Tiger says "top o the mornin' to yer sir".Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees,they're for resting my balls on when i'm driving" says tiger. "**** me" says the Irishman, "BMW think of everything"!!
     
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    It has been a long day in the Wine Gum household, hasn't it?!! :D :D :D
     
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