Test for dementia

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  1. oldwinegum

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    Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

    Let's find out just how clever you really are....

    Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


    First Question:
    You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


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    Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

    Second Question:
    If you overtake the last person, then you are..? (scroll down)

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    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


    You're not very good at this, are you?

    Third Question:
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

    Scroll down for answer.....


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    Did you get 5000?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.

    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.

    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


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    Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
    Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

    Okay, now the bonus round:
    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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    He just has to open his mouth and ask...
    It's really very simple.


    PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
    SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

    Have a nice day everyone
    ttfn

    [ 01. March 2007, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: oldwinegum ]
     
  2. Kedi-Gato

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    I own up, I only got the first one right!
     
  3. Victoria

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    I only got the second one right ... I'll blame it on the heat as it's 20.4 degrees now and just came in out of the sun! [​IMG]

    We're not a very bright pair, are we Sis? :confused:

    PS I would also like to know what "demeture" is pleaese, oldwinegum?
     
  4. shiney

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    LoL
    Don't wind owg up. You know it is dementia - or had you forgotten? :D :D :D [​IMG]

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  5. wiseowl

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    Ah The Wiseoldowl is here have no fear,I did,nt get any right.I done It again and still did,nt get any right. :D [​IMG] I am going to have another go later.
     
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    shiney, I don't see your score! :confused: [​IMG]

    Come on, woo, with you i'ts perserverence that pays off! [​IMG]
     
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    Lol ,I have tried 6 times now and success I ,ve got the first one right .But you know me try try again,looks like an all night, er for me. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    I didn't think you could change the topic title .. hmmmmmmmmm :confused: Miss Marples will have to investigate!
     
  9. Kedi-Gato

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    Hubby got 2 right and right quick too! The math one and the daughters - I hardly finished reading them to him and out shot the answers.
     
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    LoL, I didn't give my score because it wouldn't be fair. I used to devise these type of questions! [​IMG] :D [​IMG]

    I don't do that sort of thing anymore, but I've been working on an 'Obscure Quiz' which I can PM to anyone who is crazy enough to want to drive themselves potty!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] :D

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    Mrs shiney just suggested that I start a new topic for my obscure quiz and put a few questions on each week. Is anyone interested?

    I won't be offended if no one wants it! :D :D

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  12. oldwinegum

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    Please!!! It makes a change from Suducu.
    LOL sorry about changing the Spelling I did not intend to ruin your pun but its street cred dont you know.

    [ 01. March 2007, 07:30 PM: Message edited by: oldwinegum ]
     
  13. wiseowl

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    Shiney sock It to me :D [​IMG] I need all the practice I can get.
     
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    Yes, please, shiney, I'm game ... in the nicest possible way and I hate SuDuKu.

    owg ... I'll let you have your street cred.

    T'other half got three out of five!
     
  15. Waco

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    well I got the maths one right and I failed maths O level!
     
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