The best yet..??!!

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  1. Marley Farley

    Marley Farley Affable Admin! Staff Member

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    [​IMG] A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
    "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my
    wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
    please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
    He arose,

    cooked breakfast for his mate,
    awakened the kids,

    set out their school clothes,
    fed them breakfast,

    packed their lunches,
    drove them to school,

    came home and
    picked up the dry cleaning,

    took it to the cleaners and
    stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

    went grocery shopping,
    then drove home to put away the groceries,

    paid the bills and
    balanced the check book.

    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
    Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
    do the laundry,

    vacuum,

    dust,

    and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
    Ran to the school to pick up the kids

    and got into an argument with them on the way home.
    Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
    homework,
    then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
    breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

    After supper,

    he cleaned the kitchen,
    ran the dishwasher,

    folded laundry,
    bathed the kids,

    and put them to bed.
    At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,
    though his daily chores weren't finished,
    he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
    which he managed to get through without complaint.


    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
    "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy
    my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let
    us trade back."

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
    "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
    to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait
    nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
    :D
     
  2. Garden sponge

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  3. Kedi-Gato

    Kedi-Gato Gardener

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    MF ,Oh well he will probably get used to it by then. :D :D [​IMG]
     
  5. Honey Bee

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    Nice one MF!!!!!

    WOO - you have obviously NEVER been pregnanat!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. miraflores

    miraflores Total Gardener

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    yes, marley farley, that is very much it, for the moment....
     
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  8. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    So True,know wonder we always feel exhausted all the time :D :D
     
  9. Marley Farley

    Marley Farley Affable Admin! Staff Member

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  10. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    Very good, Marley ... and some women do this AND go to work full time! They just organise themselves more.
     
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