The Effects Of The Recession In The USA

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    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard…

    If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

    CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

    I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

    McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
     
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      My son has got all this to look forward to Shiney. A few of these are probably quite true! :heehee:
       
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      Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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      Sooo true.:(:D:D:D:D:yess:
       
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      Well, seriously speaking, before all crashes there, at least I am getting my pension from there ... :love30:
       
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