The lecture...........

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    [FONT=&quot]An[/FONT][FONT=&quot] elderly[/FONT][FONT=&quot] man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

    The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

    The officer then asks, "Really? And who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

    The man replies, "That would be my wife , officer."


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