The Moral to the Story is...............

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  1. Banana Man

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    The Moral to the Story is...............

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    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
    you three wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
    mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
    for, your husband will get times ten!"

    The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
    world.

    The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
    husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
    flock to".

    The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
    Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
    and he will be ten times richer than you."

    The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
    is mine."

    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
    a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

    Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
    and continue feeling good.

    Male readers: Please scroll down.

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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!

    Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
    smart.

    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
    that women never listen!!!
     
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    Even though I'm female I did find that very amusing :D and no I didnt listen love ya anyway :D
     
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    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    [​IMG] Like it BM
    not true though :D (is it?) :D
     
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    HANGING ON A ROPE ............
    AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS ..........


    :D

    There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.

    They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die.

    No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.

    All of the men started clapping.

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Sneaky, I like that... [​IMG] ....ahhhh I am falling [​IMG]
     
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    I just hope the " PC " (that`s Politically Correct) police aren`t monitering this site. David.
     
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    PC police? :D don't know what you mean David
    - it's only a bit of friendly banter :D :D
    can't let BM get away with that!
     
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    You know what the ploice will say- [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

    What a Day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:
    * The Death Slide
    * The Wall of Fear
    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a
    McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms .

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

    - - - - - - -

    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

    - - - - - - -

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed "I meant my dress size, you f******* twit"

    The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong!!!!!
     
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