The Scariest thing on the Web

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Phil A, Mar 12, 2011.

  1. Phil A

    Phil A Guest

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    Sorry, had to bump this up to the main part of the forum, I think i've just found the most disturbing thing on the web.

    Don't click on it if you are not of sound mind and heart.

    http://galen.metapath.org/popclk.html
     
  2. redstar

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    Well I did not contribute to that number. Thought there were too many people in the world to begin with.
     
  3. Phil A

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    There were only 2 in the begining. Wonder how many there will be at the end.
     
  4. miraflores

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    [size=large]Once nature levels the number with earthquakes and floods, not many more.[/size]
     
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    clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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    There was only one in the beginning, if you go for that point of view. Adam was lonely in the garden of eden. God took pity on him and pondered the problem for a while, before proposing this:

    God: Adam, I made you in my image, strong and pure, compassionate and wise, but sadly lonely. I have pondered this, and worked out a way to solve this. I can make you a partner that will fulfil your every desire, who is beautiful and at the same time interesting, who will forgive your every indescretion and support you through difficult times, while laughing with you in the good times. Your word will be her command, and she will never wish for anything else, nor will you because she will show you true bliss. However, this is a difficult and costly task. It will cost you one of your arms and one of your legs.

    Adam pondered this for a few days. It did sound good but he'd grown attached to his arms and legs. After a few days he spoke to God thusly:

    Adam: What do I get for a rib?
     
  6. shiney

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    Clueless, you got it wrong :heehee:

    One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God: “Lord, I have a problem.”

    “What is the problem Eve?”

    “Lord, I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake but I am just not happy.”

    “Why is that, Eve?” came the question from above.

    “Lord, I am lonely and sick to death of apples.”

    “Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”

    “What is a man, Lord?” asks Eve.

    “A man is a flawed creature with many bad traits. He will lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all he will give you a hard time. But he will be bigger and faster than you and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused but since you have been complaining, I shall create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He will not be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly.”

    “It sounds great,” says Eve with an ironically raised eyebrow, continuing: “What is the catch, Lord?”

    “Well ...... you can have him on one condition.”

    “What is that, Lord?”

    “As I said, he will be proud, arrogant and self-admiring .... so you will have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it is our little secret. You know, woman to woman.”
     
  7. lukenotts

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    I would have thought Zero :WINK1:
     
  8. Phil A

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    5 Aeons to go.
     
  9. lukenotts

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    in a galaxy far far away
     
  10. m1dnv

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    Mmmmm and and how we worry about our gene pool
    would you Adam and Eve it? :loll:
     
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