>>>> There is a hush... >>>> >> A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a >>>> >> larger congregation that will pay him more. >>>> >> There is a hush within the congregation, .no one wants >>>> >> him to leave. >>>> >> Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City >>>> >> stands up and proclaims, ... >>>> >> "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new >>>> >> Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to >>>> transport >>>> >> their >>>> >> children!" >>>> >> The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. >>>> >> Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and >>>> says, >>>> >> ..."If >>>> >> the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, >>>> and >>>> >> also establish >>>> >> a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his >>>> children!" >>>> >> More sighs and loud applause, . >>>> >> Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, >>>> >> "If the Preacher stays, .. I will give him sex!" There is total >>>> >> silence, . >>>> >> The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever >>>> possessed >>>> >> you to >>>> >> say that?" >>>> >> Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, >>>> >> holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his >>>> head >>>> from >>>> >> side to side, while >>>> >> his wife replies, .... >>>> >> "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, >>>> .... >>>> >> "Screw >>>> >> the Preacher!" >>>> >> >>>> >> PS. Isn't senility 'FUN' ?' >>>> >> Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my >>>> mouth. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>
