This is real bad, only read if desperate

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  1. oldwinegum

    oldwinegum Gardener

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    This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "If you ain't gonna eat that, Mister, mind if I do..?"
    The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and, in his best cowboy manner, replies "Nah... go ahead".
    Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over, slides the bowl towards him and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse lying in the chilli.
    The sight was so shocking that he immediately pukes up the chilli back into the bowl.
    The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep - that's as far as I got, too...".
     
  2. Fran

    Fran Gardener

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    Your right - its real bad :D :D

    Not desperate, but wildly curious ;)
     
  3. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    I agree! :D :D
     
  4. Daisies

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    Yeeeew! You naughty thing, OWG!! And I was just about to have dinner too!!
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  6. Kedi-Gato

    Kedi-Gato Gardener

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    How sick!

    Speaking of chilli - how about putting your Chilli Contest up Lofl?
     
  7. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    Not sure where it is, will have to ask t'other half as it's probably on his computer.
     
  8. Kedi-Gato

    Kedi-Gato Gardener

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    If you tell me about how long ago you sent it to me, I'll copy it back to you. That is, if you can't find it.
     
  9. lukus

    lukus Apprentice Gardener

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    [​IMG]

    lucky you I am not able to translate from italian...something..like your "story" ;)
     
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