This months blond joke

THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES. ( Unless you know better)

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax, have a nice cup of tea, and then"He sighed.........
"Let's put all the Frosties back in the box."

[ 14. June 2007, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: oldwinegum ]

 

I'm blonde OWG but I'll let that one pass if you'll let me add mine... (you probably know it!)

A brunette goes to the doctor and whilst prodding various parts of ther anatomy with her finger, tells him it hurts 'Here... here... here... here... and here.'

The doctor looks at the woman and after a few moments asks
'Are you a natural brunette?'
'No,' replies the woman. 'I'm blond really.'
'Thought so,' says the doc.

'You've broken your finger!'

 

i like that one.