Tips of the Day

#1. Before doing the weeding, scrape your fingernails on the soap bar, its easier to get soap out than dirt.

#2. Don't leave your Rizlas next to the computer cooling fan. It makes the sticky bit curl up.

 

#3. When pouring milk into the smoothy maker, make sure the tap is turned off first so you don't just pour straight onto the work top.

 

#4. Don't be eating a lump of Brie whilst holding a similar sized firelighter in the other hand.

 

#5 Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, circle the soiled area with a permanent pen so that when you remove it from the washing machine you can check the stain has gone.

 

#6 When the cat's just been outside for its early morning 'ablutions', best not let it come straight upstairs and jump on your bed.

 

7. When putting seeds in the propagator , checking two hours later waiting for it to warm up and then realising you have not plugged it in !!

 

Top Tips , courtesy of Viz....

#8 BUS DRIVERS. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers.

#9 AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

 

11. Do not tuck your waterproof overtrousers into your boots.

 

#12 Do not sow edible peas in with sweet peas

# 13 If you have problems with speeding traffic in your street, done a reflective and a hairdryer and point the hairdryer at each car speeding along

 

1) Buy dented tins at half price from the supermarket

2) Take a boot full of reduced dented tins of food away on holiday with you to save buying expensive stuff whilst away

3) Turn off the ignition when driving downhill to save on fuel.

There the savings ended, as this is unfortunately a true story (not us!) and the car's steering didn't work with the ignition turned off and it crashed, negating all the savings on those half price cans of baked beans.

 

And the free wheeling down hill will nacker your gearbox up as well

 

It's also illegal!

 

Silly tip but ..... warm your plates by using them as a 'lid' for the saucepans you're cooking your veg in.