today I was on my merry way

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  1. miraflores

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    For a stroll in central London when all of a sudden something like at least 100 cyclist NAKED (and I mean adam and eve naked) appeared on the other side of the -luckily-LARGE road,ideal distance for a panoramic view as opposed to portrait view!!! I just couldnt believe it was happening and all of us were in disbelief at first then quite disgusted! anyway regarding the rest of the public some were taking pictures and being a bit lively but all in all were quite indifferent.
    It was funny the last one in the group that couldnt keep up ended up eventually at the lights right in the middle of a few cars with all his bits hanging!
    Anyway I did not like the parade at all not to mention having it in full sight of people of all ages, and I think that this displays should be confined to nudist camps - certainly they will not see me amongst the participants.
     
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    • sal73

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      cyclist NAKED???????? do you rekon can they sit down after that???? must be well sore :snork:
       
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        Poor bloke that couldn't keep up. I bet when he agreed to take part, he probably envisaged that he'd be lost in the crowd, and probably did not consider for a second that he might end up separated from the group, and the centre of attention.

        I wouldn't be too worried about people of all ages seeing it. One time me and the lad were sitting in the car parked outside the shop while the wife nipped in. Suddenly the lad blurted out "daddy, I saw a lady with no clothes on, there [points his finger with no attempt at discretion, just as kids do]". I looked but couldn't see. I just saw a young woman getting into a car. The lad blurted out "there daddy, just got in that car there, that blue car". It didn't bother him in the least. It bothered me though. I was quite upset about it. Because I missed it.
         
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          There's nothing perverted about the human body. If more people were confident about their flesh, then I suspect fewer people would die unnecessarily of horrible diseases that they put off telling their doctor about because society has brainwashed them to be embarrassed about.

          They would be perverts if they were having sex or behaving provocatively etc while naked, but unless there is something sexual about riding a pushbike through one of the most grotty, smelly, miserable cities in the world, then they are not perverts, but ordinary (if not extremely brave) people.

          Think about this. If just one person thinks to themselves, "if he can ride naked through the city, then I can get that embarrassing lump looked at by the GP", then it can only be a good thing.
           
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            Anyone remember Ray turning up live on TOTP completely lashed up & forgetting all the words?
             
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            Aar, they don't make 'em like that any more.
             
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              am i the only one disappointed you didn't get a picture:rofllol:
               
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                well I can describe it for you. The ladies leading the group had some quite noticeable boobies and made sure everybody noticed them by adopting a variety of position...I didn't check the men though:biggrin:(but I expect the same pattern applied)
                 
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                  im sorry Java but its not quite the same :roflol: :rofllol:
                   
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                  Now I'm getting older, I no longer bother with rides such at that (or critical mass rides), only going out on the occasional ride for those who have folding ones http://www.foldsoc.co.uk/
                   
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                  There was a mass skinny dip in Wales as well, some people were raising money for Maire Curie Cancer Care, so thums up for that one :dbgrtmb:, may be a few other things were up as well (goose bumps) ;)
                   
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                    Reminder to self
                    I must get fitter before next years attempt, so embarrassing left behind at the back

                    Jack McH
                     
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                      Just google Naked Cycle Ride!!

                      Val
                       
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                        Nowt wrong with a bit of streaking, always a good laugh. Nowhere near brave enough to do it myself, haha.
                         
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