Try this - it's hysterical!

Using www.google.com write in "(your name)needs" and then search.

You can list five of the results.

I got:
Josephine needs an installation of Tomcat version 4.0 or 4.1 to work
Josephine needs to prune back her lush plotting
Josephine needs a ride home; could you see that you get our bunny there safely
Clearly, Josephine needs help, perhaps from a shrink
Now If you don�t mind, Josephine needs to be put down

[ 15. October 2005, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: michaelmasdaisy ]

 

I think the comma at the end of the above link is stopping it from working

try www.google.com


steve needs you!
steve needs a doctor
and steve needs to hurry up

 

Nick needs to drop out.
Nick needs a doctor.
Nick needs a bath :(

 

Its one way of getting to know peoples names though!

Hi Josie
Hi Nick

 

Sue needs a home
Sue needs a kitchen, bathroom and electricity.
Sue needs advice on maintaining her garden.
Sue needs to learn what not to wear.

The first two don't apply but the 3rd and 4th I'll leave to those that know me to decide

Sue

 

Anne needs your prayers.

 

Jean needs 3000 votes to win this election.
Jean needs to be adored.
Jean needs no explanation.
Jean needs a screwdriver as the kitchen curtain has come down.
Jean needs old photos of quilts.
Jean is almost exhausted and needs food.
Jean needs a new case and worst of all she knows it.
The judge this day was Jean### from UK, nice body shape, moves well, mouth needs to improve!

[sorry did more than 5 - got carried away!] lol

[ 16. October 2005, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]

 

Prayers didn't help.That posted its self!
Anne needs to be pardoned for the crimes she didn't commit.
Anne needs to keep fit.
Anne:well the dog needs fresh air now and ten.
Anne needs more lips......!!
Anne needs a group of at least six people-gosh!where am I going to find them?

Good idea Michaelmasdaisy.

 

Hello all.

I need to go... :eek:

must turn 'safe search' back on, shocking!

 

Similar thing

http://www.google.co.uk/

but type in the word failure...and click on the 'I feel lucky' button

me thinks Google might have been hacked :D

 

:D

 

Carol needs to shut up and let chad explain !
Carol needs to work on her figure,
Carol needs to be removed from the house
Carol needs a new refrigerator

 

Here y'go, Nathan!

 

oooo my

Mel needs more balls

Mel needs to take a chill pill

Mel's problem

Mel's 'passion' needs

Mel needs your help now

Rofl!!!!