Two mates wanted to get home from a pub. Both were drunk and had little money between them. Jessie said to James, "We aint got enough money for a cab James, and we've missed the last bus". "Don't worry, said Jessie, we'll nick a bus at the bus depot up the road" James laughed and agreed it was a good idea. When they got to the bus depot, Jesssie said, "You wait outside and keep a look out while I break in and get us a bus". "OK" Repiled James. James waited outside and could hear bus engines being started and moved about inside. This went on for a while, so James went in to find out what was happening. "What are you doing?" He called to Jessie. Jessie called back, "Sorry mate, but the bus that goes to Peckham was right at the back". James yelled, "You daft P***k,leave that one and we'll nick this one up the front that goes to Lewisham, and we'll walk from there!" [ 13. November 2007, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: Fonzie ]
