Understanding Women Is Now In Paperback

And that is only volumn ONE.

 

....The abridged version.

 

I hear they are bringing out a "How to understand men". The leaflet will be available soon. It comes with a free beer token.:WINK1:

 

I take it the token is on the reverse side?
I think they should ban the "How to Understand Women" - the Rainforests are in enough trouble already

 

He says "Whats wrong Darling?"

He means (What pointless, self induced, meaningless emotional crisis are you putting yourself through this time?)

 

I'l get back to you when i've done the dinner,checked the chickens,had a tidy round,walked the dogs,tucked my greenhouse up for the night,had a bath and poured myself a drink....ok

 

Mr Lolimac likes....

 

She says "I think we need to spend some time apart"

Possible meanings :

"I'm a lesbian"

"I'm sleeping with your Brother"

"I've just won the lottery"

"I fancy the lodger"

 

We just shared most of those, better not say which.....

But for some reason I did upset Mrs Scrungee when I put all the household appliance instructions in her 'Womens Studies' box files.

 

You might as well. You won't be needing them anyway, we all know men never read instruction manuals.

 

And they don't ask for directions.

 

We don't need to. Bloke 2.0 comes with integral GPS.

 

Yes, especially as Mrs Scrungee can only cope with navigation by holding the road map facing whatever direction we're travelling in which is a real problem when travelling South as all the place names are upside down.

 

Lolimac likes....even though i know i shouldn't