Unspeakable Shame

I've been craving a burger for days now.

For the first time ever, I have just done something unspeakable.

I took my motor car, and I drove to an intercom thingy where I told the disembodied voice that I'd like a quarter pounder. The disembodied voice told me to drive to the next window, where I paid for my burger without even leaving my car. I then drove to the next window where I was handed a brown paper bag containing my burger. I then drove home and ate it.

That has to be the most efficient way ever of clogging arteries and expanding waistlines.

It was nice though.

 

I have heard that people actually 'enjoy' this 'food', something I have never felt the urge to sample.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmm maccys double cheeseburger love them

 

Shame on you!

Funnily enough I made burgers for tea tonight. Mince, onion and cummin seeds for the burger in a crusty roll with Stilton, 'shrooms and watercress. Lordy it was goooood - I fancy another now.

 

Last time I remember eating one was in Ibiza in about 1983 it was 6 in the morning & I had woken up on the sofa after a strange night & was strangely hungry.

Brothers fridge only had a litre of milk and an ice box where the frost crystals had almost met in the middle.

So after scooping up a pint of ice crystals & pouring the milk into them & knocking that back, I went into town to further satisfy the cravings.

Being Ibiza, there was still a big barbeque type place open at that time of the morning.

I ordered Una Hamborgisa con Todos, it was nearly dinner plate size.

It wasn't enough, a few minutes later I had ordered Osotros hamborgisa por favour

Think I even had a beer to wash it down too.

 

Strongy, sometimes a girl has got to do what a girl has to do ...

 

In Venizia they are called Wendy house, mmmnnn instant quick satisfaction at a good affordable price in such a city

Get stuck in Clueless as if you work in the steel industry it may be your last for a while

Jack McH

 

I've always been repulsed by the very knowledge that drive through fast food places even exist, yet tonight I had a craving

The burger was nice, but a long way off being great. If I'm going to have a burger, I usually make it myself from scratch. Proper mince from the butchers, finely chopped onion, herbs and garlic and a bit of flour to help it all stick together. Squeeze it into a ball, pat it flat by throwing it from hand to hand (simply squashing it makes it split), and then grill until done. Serve in a part toasted bun with raw onion and other salad, and a bit of garlic mayo

I'm not in the steel industry Jack. My dad and my uncle did that, and from the stories they tell it sounds like hard work. Its easier being a button presser and usually better paid too

 

This craving Clueless.....you're not pregnant are you

 

Judging by my belly, I reckon I've been pregnant for at least the last 10 years.

 

Its only £1.50(maybe less) for a double cheeseburger,trust me and try one strongy..yummy i dont do fast fod often but thats my treat

 

I was alluding to the big shut down announced by the Indian owners today :-(

I really can not understand Why British (local)steel manufacturers did not get the
millions of tons of steel contract for the new Forth Road Bridge and it went to China ?

The weight and thus the shipping costs must be a fortune

Jack McH

 

Anyone noticed clueless1's new badge?

 

Now that has got to be worth a decent burger