Upgrading Boyfriend

Dear Tech Support,

[size=medium]Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct [size=medium]slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and[size=medium]jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.

[size=medium]In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such [size=medium]as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable [size=medium]programmes such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. [size=medium]Conversation no longer runs, and House cleaning simply crashes the [size=medium]system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no [size=medium]avail.

[size=medium]What can I do?

[size=medium]Signed, Desperate

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[size=medium]Dear Desperate,

[size=medium]First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while [size=medium]Husband is an Operating System.

[size=medium]Please enter the command: 'http: I [size=medium]Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.

[size=medium]Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as [size=medium]designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.

[size=medium][font=Times New Roman]Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

[size=medium][font=Times New Roman]Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]background that will eventually seize control of all your system [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]resources). [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program.

[size=medium][font=Times New Roman]These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

[size=medium][font=Times New Roman]In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]better running one task at a time.

[size=medium][font=Times New Roman]You might consider buying [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend [size=medium][font=Times New Roman]Food and Hot Lingerie.

[size=medium][font=Times New Roman]Good Luck,

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