Valentines day marketing

I got an email from one of the many companies I've bought things from, telling me about their 'Valentines Weekend Special, 50% off'.

Very romantic

 

I knew I should of got the wipers instead of the roses

 

My missus thinks I never got her anything. What she fails to realise is that I've kept the worn brake pads I took off my car the other week. They are nice and shiny, having worn down to the metal. I'm just waiting to I next have to change the HT leads then I'm going to use the longest old HT lead, and fasten the old brake pads to it, to make a lovely necklace for her