Victor says !

I have for awhile been noting observations from various media sources that require a little good ol moan about.
Let me start the ball rolling :

Just heard that the plan is now to answer emergency calls within three hoursâ?¦. I am missing something here?

 

As soon as THAT, WOW:D

 

Theres a well known shopping telly channel selling the must amazing article!
It’s a Garden owl ornament with motion sensing illuminating eyes and hooting noise……….
Just think someone actually designed this to improve our lifestyle.
“It has a wonderful entertainment value” says the presenter.

 

How about:
The price of spending a penny these days..
Seattle Sells 5 Of Its Troubled Toilets On Ebay.
City officials decided to pull the plug on the multimillion-dollar self-cleaning toilet stalls and instead put them on the auction site eBay.
Starting bids are $89,000 apiece.

 

We've come a long way since the days of digging a hole then.:lollol: 02

 

Could go down well on you allotment!

 

“Cool”
“That’s cool”
“Cool man”
I hate it.
I swear I have just heard those statements about tens times in the last ten minutes.
Is that a misuse of the English language?