Walkies

you just have to remember that Fox News is a "Comedy Channel" and then the world seems okay again

 

I used to work for a man who was proper hard faced, no heart as far as we could tell, who would sell his own grandmother for a fiver.

Imagine everyone's surprise then when his mobile phone rang in the middle of a meeting, he answered it assuming it was potential business, and then he promptly started crying as he confirmed some details.

The second the phone call ended, he was straight back on the phone to his wife, to tell her to fetch his passport and an overnight bag to the office immediately.

He then seemed to realise that there was nothing he could do now but wait, while his wife drove down with the stuff he'd asked for, so he calmed down a bit. Realising that we were all wondering what was going on, he almost breathlessly said "they've found my dog".

His dog had been stolen 3 years before, while he was living in Spain. Someone had found it wandering, looking a bit worse for wear, and had taken it to a vet to get it checked. They'd got the dog back to health and then traced the owner (my former boss) via the chip.

 

That just made me cry Dave