what an idiot

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  1. littleorme

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    'Millionaire USA' - this is REAL!

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    NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

    Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.

    The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

    A) A Peanut
    B) An Elephant
    C) The Moon
    D) Hey, who you calling large?

    Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'

    Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

    'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

    'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'

    Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

    To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.

    Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favour of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

    'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'

    Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath - and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
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  2. NatalieB

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    Hmmm, wonder how she goes about trying to help her kids with their homework! I'd like to think she was just totally frightened being on tv......but sure it will take her a long long time to live it down! Funny......but sad too :(
     
  3. terrier

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    Is it on YouTube yet.. :lollol:
     
  4. borrowers

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    Aaww, don't you feel for her? I do cos I would be exactly the same on TV! Which is why I would never try to get on one of these programmes in the first place:) Well, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

    Bound to be on YouTube soon. Oh, she'll be the butt of jokes for a long time to come.

    cheers
     
  5. lollipop

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    Aw, bless her. I quite like really stupid people. Soon as it's on youtube I will be there.
     
  6. borrowers

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    Posted tpgether lolli! We agree.

    cheers
     
  7. redstar

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    And they allow people like that to vote.
     
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    I don't mind, hoax or not.I think it's funny and had a great laugh. :lollol:

    I think what borrowers said was quite true anyway,so i wouldn't have judged her.
     
  10. nathan7

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    What a great laugh I do think it was a hoax no hahahahahahaha :lollol:
     
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