What is a Cat?

I just found this and thought it was cute ...

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

 

Spot on Lo L

 

Oh, toooo cruel!!

 

There's one about dogs as well, which concludes that Dogs are little Men in fur coats...has anyone seen that?

 

No, leonora, but would be interested to see it ...

 

There is another one for the list
9. They come into my garden from next door and deficate all over the place

 

Do you mean defeacate, walnut! (hee hee!) That's cats for ya!
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Another cat-ecism

Dogs think: "They feed me, and groom me and love me - they must be gods!"

Cats think: "They feed me, and groom me and love me - I must be god!"

 

I should have put **** its easier to spell but I didn't want to upset anyone

 

Time we s****ped this auto censor

See what I mean? You can't even write "scr.apped"

 

But Walnut, does that make them like tiny women? :eek: I do hope not! :D

 

Well, you won't find me on the hearth rug with one leg in the air licking my bum!!!! :D :D :D

 

Bit of a converstation stopper Windy!!

 

I hesitated saying anything, sheppy. Doesn't bear thinking about! :eek:

Although maybe she could use this in an exercise routine ... exercise and wash at the same time, saves time before going to work!

 

What about this big boy?
Now that IS a cat.

 

I'm speechless ... stop laughing, roders!

It's obviously photo deception. I thought the biggest cat in the world was 35 lbs and this creature is far more than that! If it sleeps in the bed with one, then you'd definitely need a king size ...

... and it's got to be American!