Where can i get a dirt cheep shop dummy?

Any idear where i could get a dirt cheep male shop dummy ? ive been looking on ebay but there a tad pricy :rolleyes:

 

from the dirt cheep dummy shop :p

how much do ya wanna pay

 

50 quidb it migt get nicked from the front garden ...

 

male or female

 

Car Booties?

 

Put ya readers on woman ive allready said male or is it just your dirty mind lol lol

 

pmsl errrr dare I ask what you want this dummy... I am dreading the reply.. Are you trying to make matilda jealous

 

omg your not a practising gay are you

 

Well im a big kid an i decorate the house at christmas so i wanna get one dressed up as father christmas an bung it in the front garden to get one up on me mate up the road lol lol

 

no im not cos i aint got the dummy to practise on yet :D lol lol

 

pmsl, Now tell the truth whaddya really want it for come on you can tell Aunty nUT

 

Tis fer the father christmas last year i put a train on the roof so ive got to get summut else no ones got this year :D mind you id behappy with a female one if it looks like shakira :plol

 

you wouldnt know what to do with her if you had her Shakira I mean now just settle for Matilda and have done with it. I bet u make a lovely couple...
So glad your not gay by the way otherwise all my chatting u up woud have been in vain :0

 

You just want ur garden done fer nowt dont you tut tut .....

 

Oh an i aint gay but she is so ill pass on ur number ok ....