Whiley Pudding Pie :D [How to bake like Whiley]

Basically a blog of this mornings happenings in the kitchen.

You will need flour, sugar, butter/marge, oats, golden syrup, tropical juice.

And a CD of 80's and 90's music including MC Hammer Can't touch this.

1) Get out all ingredients, play CD. Spill tropical juice, dance around a bit. Kick the cat out of the kitchen.

2) Realise you don't have any kitchen scales since boyfriends sister has nicked them. Chuck in random amounts of sugar and margerine anyway and blend until fluffy. Add the flour and wander if its the right consistancy. It doesnt matter because a decent song just came on.

3) Get floury micture all over stereo trying to turn it up. Kick cat out again.

4) Decide that although its supposed to go in a cake tin it would be interesting to see what happens if you make individual ones, so stick mixture in greased muffin tins instead.

5) Put tray in oven for 15 minutes on medium heat. Try to do the crab walk like MC Hammer a few times until you trip over the cat. Find out which bliddy window is open to see how cat keeps getting in. Close it.

6) Swear loudly when you take tray out and find out its risen and has no room to dollop topping into. Come up with new cunning plan. Wait for them to cool, then break them into chunks and put them in a small casarole dish.
Extract cat from washing machine and blame a male housemate for leaving machine door open.

7) Take a bowl and in similar estimating fashion to before guess how many handfuls of oats are needed. Slosh in a bit of tropical juice.
Smile because the golden syrup is measured out in tablespoons, then stomp arounda bit because you blatently don't have enough syrup.

8) Chuck it in anyway, and mix it up. Nope, deffinately not enough. See what else is in the cupboard to chuck in it. Pull out cranberry sauce and sweet mango chutney and dollop some in.
Mix it up.

9) Music has stopped and not sure why. Blinking cat is sitting on the remote and has turned it off. Shut cat in the front room. Turn music back on. Sing along to Spice Girls as you spoon in mixture over the broken down spongey biscuity bits.

10) Chuck it back in the oven for 20 minutes. And see what happens.

11) Go to living room, remove cat from computer keyboard, and type up last hours occurances to friendly gardening forum community.

12) Swear loudly again as you realise the pies probably been in there longer than it shouldn't have been while typing all this up, hit Add New Topic and run for the kitchen while tripping over the cat.

 

Mmmmmm most delicious Whiley why isnt the cat asleep, probably been out all night on the tiles. give him a ciggy and tell him to get to sleep :D

 

Rescued it in time yay! Eatting some now while still warm hmm.

Not bad, better with cream i reckon.
Bit stodgy but considering it was an accident bake i dont mind losing points for that :D

Cat is now asleep, cant be asleep during kitchen activity, you never know what you'll miss out on.

 

You went to the same cooking school as Mrs S. didn't you Whiley? But you must have got higher marks than her. Sounds delicious.

 

John im the teacher :rolleyes:

 

Whiley do you poison :eek: Sorry ......I mean serve your other half food like this?

If so he must have a very strong stomach or maybe a little pouch in his cheeks like a hamster so he can smile at you happily while you watch him closely to make sure evrything is eaten and then get rid of the 'food' when you're not looking! :D
Helen.xxx.

 

Haha! Helen no, my cooking is generally okay, but i get impatient when i want something sweet to eat :D

 

Try this - pickled gherkin with golden syrup. Well my daughter liked it when she was expecting her first. :D