Why do women live longer than men ?

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  1. music

    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    7.30 this morning the weather was Baltic,i was out clearing the snow from the pathways and driveway.i worked clearing the snow till 9 o clock, i was Frozen .thought to myself ,time for a nice warm mug of tea:thmb:. i went indoors . with having 3 females in the house i was expecting a brew on the go. All was quiet till i heard a voice shouting ,
    "PUT THE KETTLE ON DAD":(. the three females were still in their nice warm beds!!!!!!!.

    Ah Well "Why Have A Dog And Bark Yourself" :skp:
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  2. JWK

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    You need to get them sorted music, when handing out their tea a well placed freezing cold hand should make the point.
     
  3. Phil A

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    I know the feeling Music. :cry:
     
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    0) Musr do, my other half doesn't get up before 10am . 11am is preferable .. had a tiring day drinking so is snoring now .. goodness, would men like to be women for a while .....
     
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    It would give us an insight to a previously unfathomable world Victória.

    He says, "Whats wrong darling ?"

    He means, "What meaningless, self induced emotional crisis are you putting yourself, and everybody else around you, through now ?"
     
  6. music

    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    Hi JWK. Easier Said Than Done . But at what point on the body do i place a freezing cold hand :wink: . music :cool:.
     
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    hee hee, have to leave that to the imagination music :lollol:
     
  8. Phil A

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    That would be an ecumenical matter
     
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    There's a lot of truth there Ziggy.
    I've known women like that too :flag:
     
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