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  1. MichaelJohn

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    Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? :what:

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? :scratch:

    Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? :what:

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      Kamikaze means something like 'spirit of the wind'. They didn't set out to die. Think of the cost of to the Japanese to lose a perfectly good plane, and have to train yet another pilot every time someone ran out of ammo during a sortie. The pilots did it because they feared they'd be executed as a disgrace if they failed in their mission, and given a choice between certain death leaving your family ashamed of you, or certain death leaving your family proud of you, its easy to understand why they chose the latter option.

      EDIT: I should point out that I mean that as trivia. I mean to express no opinion either way.

      But anyway, back on topic...

      Why do we say that something that's slow 'runs like a dog'? How many here can run as fast as a dog?
       
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