Yippee!!! I Broke My Record.

I got another unsolicited phone call this morning and have broken my record on how long I can keep them on the phone . My previous record was 22 minutes but I've now upped it to 28. :yess:

It was the usual Indian accent call telling me that I have some unwanted files on my computer. I did my usual act of being the very concerned thicko but this time I also had very poor sight.

As I was very worried and my sight was not too good I asked him to take me through the procedure quite slowly. He carefully described which keys he wanted me to press with my fingers and I asked him if I could press them with my nose as I needed to have my eyes close to the keyboard. He kindly explained that I needed to use two fingers at the same time so my nose wouldn't be sufficient. I did explain that I had a big nose but he said that wasn't any good.

So I asked him which fingers I had to use and did they have to be on the same hand, or could I use two fingers next to each other . I then asked whether I use the whole finger or the one next to it :o .

Once I had got that right he asked me what I could see on my screen. So I said that as my eyesight was so bad it would help if he described what I should be seeing. He asked me whether I could see a box on the right of the screen and I told him I could see that quite easily. He then asked what I could see in it and I replied that I keep my pens, pencils and paper clips in it .

After lots more questions and answers - including having to describe what I could see at the top of my screen (which was a camera and the fluffy toys that were given to me for Christmas!) - he gave me a code to put into this box that I could see on the screen.

He then asked me what I could see on the screen and I said there were some big letters there, something similar to the code he had asked me to put in. He sounded puzzled and asked what they were and I said:- I for India, D for Dummy then the number ten and then T for Testicles. I asked him what that meant and he wasn't sure so asked me to repeat it. I suggested that he typed it on his screen as I said it.

After that he was rather abusive!!

Mrs Shiney told me off as she had to mop up the tea she had spilt whilst laughing.

 

I'll have to work out a few other deformities!!!

 

Jazmine, my parents gave her a medal when she took me off their hands