Yorkshire valentines

Yorkshire Valentine

Valentines day is ere again,
She wanted flowers, so I picked em me sen
Cos ova in t'Aldi and even in't Lidl
Thi wo Ten quid a bunch
Wora swiz, wora fiddle

Cos ad already spent £2 on a card
thi normally a quid so that caught me off guard
But she said whats that? A card fora mouse?
Turns out she wanted one same size as ar ouse

So I nipped off lively went back down t shop
I said t cashier "Can tha help me art cock"
I've gora dilemma, I'm deep in't shite
But av only a tenner - cos am Yorkshire and tight

He said don't worry pal you follow me
If tha buy two things here ya get one fo free
Well I love a bargain, you know that is reyt
But I av to choose wisely cos she's watching her weight

Chocolates are a no no, flowers t dear
He said dunt worry pal, look ova here
These things they are selling exceedingly well
So I bought her some love eggs and lubricant gel.

Happy chuffin Valentines Day