A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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  1. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    Ahh get it now, thanks Jock.
    Why did they never learn English Norf of Watford.:biggrin:
     
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      Here's the last of the cracker jokes!

      Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Mary!
      Mary who?

      Mary Christmas! :roflol:

      That's all, folks!
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        We had a technical director called Terry Christmas (his parents must have been real bar stewards) and he had joined the company at the start of December. He had gone into accounts and went up to one of the senior girls, stuck his hand out and said "Terry Christmas". Jan took his hand and said, "Merry Christmas to you too". She was black-affronted when she found out her mistake.
         
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          I thought the "cake" was referring to barm cake. This is incorrectly named a bap or bread bun in 95% of the UK. It's only the Northwest that the correct term is used :biggrin:
          Jacks fish cake is probably right.
           
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            No more cracker jokes from me any more! :biggrin::heehee:
             
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                    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                      The Queue..... Chortle !!
                       
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                        I remember having to do that will all our school text books (do they still have text books?) and got into trouble when I misspelt a word in the title that I wrote on the boo. Caesar's Gallic Whores. :whistle:
                         
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                            Brown paper was posh, we used wallpaper.
                             
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                              I still have a 1948 Cannon Cookbook covered in green wallpaper. :biggrin:
                               
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