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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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    A dictionary definition:
    Electile Dysfunction:
    The inability to be aroused by any of the parties standing for Parliament.
     
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                    Ooh- love this!

                    We used to get these wonderful catalogues of gadgets for the elderly. Who ever knew there is such a thing as a foldable stand to hang your wig on :scratch: Or a collapsible walking stick? Or a clever plastic container to hold your make up, with an opportunity to use it as a tidy-up to sweep veg peelings into it (apparently not simultaneously).

                    Not to mention the wonderful offer of 2-for-1 wills. :biggrin:
                     
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                            I have a collapsible walking stick, admittedly inherited rather than a personal purchase but I took it out with me only yesterday. Very useful things! :) It is rather fetching, covered with a flower design.
                             
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                              Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                              @ViewAhead, my sister has one of those and she found it very useful, helping her walk around after she cracked one of her vertebrae, falling off a bike in France. Now I understand why I don't ride a bike any more! :smile:
                               
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