Things that get into the compost

I've previously found small toys, knives, forks, spoons pruners and even the remote control from the kitchen TV (that lived on the worktop just above the compost caddy) in our compost.

Yesterday I found this:



Neither Mrs Scrungee or I will admit to trying to compost a coconut, and I'm not inclined to bust it open to check how well it's rotted inside.

Today I found these whilst scavenging in an abandoned compost heap:



All we could think of was some one must have misheard when asked to putting their shreddings in the compost.

 

It doesn't get there unless you put it there Scrungee

 

Do you or your neighbours have gnomes in the garden by any chance? They come to life when nobody's looking you know.

 

:roflsign::roflsign::roflsign:

Spits Liquorice all over keyboard :D:D:D

 

Are you saying a 2oz bird can carry a 4lb coconut ?

 

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science ?

 

Arise Sir John, serious gardener from Surrey.

 

Only me.

 

And I was thinking of blaming it on squirrels:

 

This was the final collection of odd stuff that some one chucked into their compost heap:



They must have been heeding this advice;

YouTube - ‪Marvellous Compost Bin‬‏

I suppose those underpants could have put there by the same squirrels that put a coconut in my compost: