Signs of ageing

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  1. HarryS

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    @clueless1 , Heelys is what they were wearing . They have been around for about 10 years.
    I was absolutely fascinated when I saw a young brother and sister glide effortlessly past me in a shopping centre ! :blue thumb:
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        When the dawn chorus gets on your nerves:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
         
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          That's awesome! :hate-shocked:

          All we had in my day were these

          [​IMG]

          But I did get stopped by the police for speeding! :doh: (downhill :blue thumb:)
           
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            Morning @shiney you were very fortunate we had just one of these each,and you can see our bath in the background:lunapic 130165696578242 5: SX18813 Old rusty metal roller skate.jpg
             
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              When someone sends you this poem! :old:


              A fart is a pleasant thing,
              It gives the belly ease,
              It warms the bed in winter,
              And suffocates the fleas.

              A fart can be quiet,
              A fart can be loud,
              Some leave a powerful,
              Poisonous cloud

              A fart can be short,
              Or a fart can be long,
              Some farts have been known
              To sound like a song......

              A fart can create
              A most curious medley,
              A fart can be harmless,
              Or silent, and deadly.

              A fart might not smell,
              While others are vile,
              A fart may pass quickly,
              Or linger a while......

              A fart can occur
              in a number of places,
              And leave everyone there,
              With strange looks on their faces .

              From wide-open prairie,
              To a small elevator,
              A fart will find all of
              Us sooner or later.

              But farts are all bad,
              Is simply not true-
              We must never forget.........
              old farts like you!
               
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                @wiseowl

                That looks fairly posh but you should have kept the rust off. :nonofinger:

                We had one of those tin baths and it used to hang on a nail in the garden. It was brought indoors once a week and put in front of the fire for the family bath night.

                We then became posher and dad fitted a bath in an alcove in the kitchen (with a curtain round it) and fixed an ultra modern Ascot over it (none of these silly Health and Safety rules about getting a man in to fix it :heehee:)

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                  Oh I thought Ascot was a race course:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                   
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                    You're showing your poshness again!

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                      We had two of those Shiney, one in the kitchen and like yourself another eventually for a small bathroom my dad built. We called them geysers - Geezer. :) We eventually got an inside toilet too but no flushing, it was emptied into a freshly dug hole in the vegetable plot on a regular basis. It was heaven after the outside toilet which faced east and had a six inch gap at the top and bottom of the door. :doh::biggrin:
                       
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                        I must be gettingold because ive had to turn the dance music down a notch but still got the bass turned up full so theres life in the old dog yet

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                          I saw Ken Dodd in London when we went on honeymoon 55 years ago this March and what a show it was,He over ran by 35 mins much to every one's pleasure,great night.
                          But the feeling of been old (79 this year but something that has never bothered me until now)
                          We found out in October that my wife had cancer. But 3 days before Christmas we got the best present that you could have wished for,she had had a scan 10 days before and we where told that there was no sign of any tummers, the treatment was working:hapydancsmil::hapydancsmil::hapydancsmil::hapydancsmil::hapydancsmil:
                          I now know how lucky I've been to have had her by my side all these years.
                           
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                            When your filling in an online form and it gets to the drop down box for the year you are born in and you realise you have to scroll a lot further down these days.
                             
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                              Now what in the name of evolution is the usefulness of a single long hair growing off your earlobe???? :scratch::scratch::scratch:

                              I mean.... :doh::doh::doh:
                               
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                                Or the middle of your cheek!
                                I think i need some of Armandii's Pinkham pills :heehee:...Prob some of the usual blue ens too :biggrin:


                                And i meant face cheek before you raise your eyebrows :nonofinger::heehee:
                                 
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