The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down...
While in my garden on Saturday, I was buzzed by two of them, but never got to see them really close up, so don't know what type they were other...
If you want any, find somebody with a Cockatiel, because their food mixture contains them and I have used them successfully in the past, having...
Received from Oz today. An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still ! Hey...
Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted with a tour of the White House.After drinking several glasses of iced...
Why I fired my Secretary.Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.I went downstairs for breakfast...
Strange sunset and the best 2 of 6 photo's taken. The top one was taken at home and the second was taken at local RDA. [img] [img]
My Partner and I show our Love for each other EVERY day, not just one day a year in order to make some florist that much richer by them charging...
So much for EXPERTS who are supposed to KNOW what they are doing, yet failed to do it correctly. At least for once the Criminal WAS the honest one...
Four doctors of different nationalities were boasting about their successes in transplantation at a conference.The Israeli doctor said,...
Flurry of that snow stuff again. :lollol:
Clueless1, I LOVE your response to those of Foreign make cars who think others clutter THEIR roads. In the summer when I see a driver fail to use...
Please or offend, I have noticed that the worst offenders for speeding are: Taxi-Drivers, Delivery-Van Drivers and the youth fraternity who feel...
I agree with Webmaster about the difference in driving in the UK & Germany having done both myself over the years. I have driven in Germany so...
Last year I miscalculated my income and was literally 10p short in my account for just 24 hours, to pay a direct debit and got stung £25 for it....
My Partner and I have a Jack Russell whom I 'Rescued' 7 years ago and before my Partner moved in, but WHENEVER our 6-month-old Grandson comes...
Quite recently, I have been putting bird food out in the front garden as well as the back. While sittting reading the papers today, a movement...
I don't know if this sign is still there, but I took this photo in 1977/8 at Denbeigh, North Wales. [img]
Sorry, but when I first read the title, I wondered what crime they had committed? :hehe:
I got one sign sent me in an E-mail today and for a Hospital Maternity Unit which read: Please enter from the rear."
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