It´s the first fruit of summer noisette, like a plum but with two or three big brown seeds inside which are unbelievably shiny. My nearest tree...
Some of my retirement time is spent solving dilemmas which have baffled philosophers throughout the ages. This week I have been on Amazon, and...
For years Uncle Percy has been convinced that he is, in fact, a chicken. I really should get him some psychiatric help. The thing is -- we need...
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: • Officer: May I see your driver's license? • Biker: I...
For decades there has been a general movement here from the mountain to the town, where electricity, employment and facilities were a tempting...
noisette asks - Jesus Christ! How do pensioners manage? :yikes::yikes::yikes:George Carlin answered, "It´s a big club, and you ain´t in it."
Hello Ademission, here in Andalucia we call them aguacarte, agua meaning water, (carte is anybody´s guess), but the helpful locals, who pass along...
" I genuinely fear that there is going to be some sort of uprising somewhere." I have to agree with Fat Controller´s feelings here. We certainly...
I´ll tell her Victoria, she will be pleased. But you wouldn´t be able to tell.
[ATTACH]Forgive me if I don´t interrupt her beauty sleep.
So I did, she will never forgive me, I hope you might ...
Reading Victoria´s recent thread, I think I can safely say I´m not the only one here to be owned by a cat.September 2016. Somewhat disillusioned...
Menu del dia ...Pasta spirals set to the boil, half an onion chopped small, into my favourite cast-iron frying pan. Two large tomatoes chopped,...
Welcome enc, when it rains here, the old guys shake their heads and say, " It won´t be enough." My paternal side were from Manchester, it´s a...
Agreed, it´s not about colour or creed, simple practicalities determine the nature of society. The Chinese have a saying regarding people in a...
Quoting Fat Controller:- "The blunt truth is that the population of this country has increased by roughly 10 million since 2000, yet...
A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
Slight reprieve today, light cloud, 78f, might be a bit windy.
My neighbour across the canyon has a number of dogs, which enjoy sending their auditory emails at all times of day and night. I have a banjo. It...
Sounds nice Logan, I´m livin´ the dream with a salad sandwich, and a glass of something.
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