This past week I have noticed about 25 Bees dropping from the air struggling to fly and dying off on the ground.:scratch:. Could this be caused by...
An Old Lady went into a Bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The old lady...
" I Said Build A Tree House For The Kids,:doh:,You Numpty ".:wallbanging:.
Mr Trump Making An Early Start To His Wall. . Go Donald Go. :yay::yay::yay:.
Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a...
"OOP'S, Sorry, Just Had A Vindaloo and a Bottle Of John Crow Batty Rum:rolleyespink::rolleyespink::rolleyespink:.
(Subject: Marrying A Woman From Yorkshire.).The first man married a woman from Dorset.Told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning....
"Honest Thelma, I Never Nicked Them From B&Q". :fingers crossed:
(Great Truths About Growing Old):old:.(1) Growing Old Is Mandatory,Growing Up Is Optional.(2) Forget The Health Food I Need All The...
You might make a few Bob shiney, Better get a patent on it ;).
That's the Joro Rose Sheal, Thank You.
I purchased and planted an Orange Rose called Joro from Poundstretcher some 8 years ago, cost £1.99. I have had so many people admire the orange...
(The Philosopher). The Budget should be Balanced . The Treasury should be Refilled. The Public Debt should be Reduced. The Arrogance of...
What has happened to Gents good quality finished socks?. I have noticed for some years now the finished quality on gents socks has deteriorated...
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A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington DC, that included Barack...
Paddy in a Posh Bar."How much is your Lager?".Barman: "£3.50 a Pint and £10 a Pitcher".Paddy: "I'll just have a Pint, Boooger The...
( Medical Dictionary).Artery_______________________________________________The Study Of Painting....
(This happened this week in the New Zealand Parliament).A Government M.P. was slow to get to his feet to make a speech and apologized for the,...
A Salesman rings the door bell and a young boy about 12 years old opens the door. He is about 12 years old wearing his fathers smoking jacket,...
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