Two nights ago in bed the missus asked me if I fancied some Doctors and Nurses role play to spice up our marriage !So I put a trolley in the...
"Come On Big Pigeon Make My Day", "I'm the size of nothing but iv'e the Heart Of A Lappet Faced Vulture"! :mad:.
Three Surgeons were at a function and got to talking about their most difficult cases. The first Doctor claimed that he attended a patient that...
The Police undercover, to Bust A Crooked Hedge Fund .
A little boy went up to his Father and asked,"where did my intelligence come from"?.The Father replied,"Well son,you must have got it from your...
While shopping for vacation clothes my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I...
Our Power supply company send in their statements of what we have used and forecast what we will use in the future year and adjust our Direct...
Getting Older. :old:.You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone ? that's common sense leaving your body.When I...
Two Indian Junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.Both are in Hospital------One's in a Korma----The other got a Dodgy...
" Welcome To Claustrophobic's Airlines".
A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling." I'm OK but I didn't like the four letter word...
"Mr Clark, I Have Reviewed This Case Very Carefully, " the divorce court judge said, and Iv'e decided to give your wife £400 a week"."That's...
Yes "M" I will be, but this time I will Take them indoors later in the year, to keep them from frost and strong cold winds we have up in my part...
The Graveside service just barely finished,when there was a massive clap of thunder,followed by a tremendous belt of lighting,accompanied by even...
Moe::" My wife got me to believe in Religion".Joe ::" Really?".Moe::"Yes, until I married her I didn't believe in Hell".:nonofinger:.
Last Year I was given a gift of two Celosia Venezuela's in large decorative pots. They were lovely plants with tall purple plumes, I thought they...
Two Mexican Detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How Was He Killed?", asked one detective."With A Golf Gun ", the other...
Do Be Careful.After my recent Prostate examination at the Hospital,which was one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had, the doctor...
An Ex Minister and Party Leader,according to my reading, resigned back in 2001 under a cloud of Revelations, has collected since 2001, £34,000 a...
(Here's Something For The Philosophers).You may remember there was an American T/V show some years back,called 'CHEERS'. It was set in a bar in...
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