I don't know what the situations are in your part of the country with Austerity Cuts. The latest thing,out of the blue with no warning,in my part...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip, it's after midnight. When En-Route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, the man...
Mrs M said to me today,'I was overdoing it'. Not the sex n drugs n Rock n Roll, Folks ,;), I was overdoing the Showering.I shower and wash my...
When I as a Kid I would dream,very regular that I had Lots of Money:yahoo:.Then when I woke up I would Accuse my brothers of Pinching it :mad:.
My Wife was sad, but she cheered up when I gave her the Visa card to shop in Tesco.:hapfeet:.
I was shopping with my wife through in Glasgow,she was shopping I was walking behind carrying the Visa card. After shopping we decided to visit...
"MY SO CALLED HUSBAND IS IN FOR A SHOCK WHEN HE GETS HOME"!!!!!!! "THAT WILL TEACH HIM FOR FOOLING...
A Balding,white haired man walked into a jewellery store last Friday with a beautiful much younger woman at his side. He told the jeweller he was...
A man was laying an electric cable from the house to an outhouse so he could see in the back garden and shed when it was dark. As he was digging...
On the Radio this morning.A Teacher giving religious instruction in a class, was telling the story of 'The Three Wise Men' visiting Jesus's...
A German lorry driver was shooting his mouth off in a Newcastle pub and was increasingly annoying some local H.G.V. drivers by his boasting. He...
The three wise men walked into the stable. One stood on a rake which came up and the handle smacked him in the nose. "Jesus Christ", he cried....
When creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all the corners of the world.And then he made the Earth...
On Sunday I injured my ankle when cycling, and I rubbed in some Tiger Balm. The Tiger Balm took the pain away,but the itch through the night was...
Big People Words.A group of nursery school children were trying to become accustomed to the first grade,the biggest hurdle they faced was that...
(WORKERS WANTED).Bricklayers, Plasterers, Joiners, Labourers required for very large contract,many years employment. Security Guards will be...
A Wife went to a sex therapist and said,"I've got a big problem doctor". "Every time my husband climaxes he lets out this big yell and a loud...
( Young People Have Theirs ,Now Seniors Have Their Own Texting Codes).ATD------------------------At the doctors....
A New York attorney representing a very wealthy Art Collector called and asked to speak to his client. "So listen,already,Saul,I have some good...
According to what I have read, his Father passed away some time ago leaving Donald and his brothers $300.000.000 between them,this helped Donald...
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