'Running Of The Bulls, Pamplona.'.That Hombre Jose shouted to me, "Kick The Bull In The Bells then run into the Water", "Bulls Are Afraid Of...
An Aeroplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board,but only 4 parachutes available. The first passenger, Holly Madison said,"I have...
This Baker Requires Urgent Psychiatric Help. He Has Bacon Butty And Chip Butty Bread syndrome, if not treated he will make an Ass of himself.;).
Simon and Peter were walking by the sea of Galilee when a stranger approached and addressed them. "Who are you?" asked Peter. "I am your master"...
I got my Bank Statement in yesterday, normally I give it a quick glance over but yesterday I had a good check over each item. Fortunately I...
A young girl walks into a Supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening, after they met in a Pub....
Today is International Woman's Day. It Was Supposed To Be Yesterday, But They Took Longer Than Expected To Get Ready. :sofa:.
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf ,one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and...
Just Noticed This Post.:redface:. The Flying Scotsman, A Class 3 Pacific Steam Locomotive, now that brings back some memories. I worked on the...
While stitching a cut on the hand of an old farmer,whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle,the doctor struck up a...
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing, who makes the best patients to operate on.The First Surgeon, from Edinburgh says,"I like to see...
'Feck ':smile:.
Hi Fat Controller. The big problem now with white electrical goods is most of the raw material's used in the manufacturing of these goods have...
Hi "M". My Mother never leaned out the Tenement window and shouted,"John, come up noo your Lunch is oot"!:smile:. My wee pals would have been...
We purchased an Electra Compact Tumble Dryer,-Made In UK. I installed it in the Garden Shed. The dryer has been used regular for 15 years and we...
(A Little Bit Of Malapropism)."God Breast You".:doh:."Sorry, I Mean,' God Bless You":mute:.
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of class was scratching his crotch,and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was...
"It's Amazing What The Power Of Prayer Does My Child" :wow:.
I have found out through the school of hard knocks that humour can be a dangerous thing!!.A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his...
Most household light bulbs we purchase now are garbage,they last no time at all. I don't know how many light bulbs we go through in our...
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