Little Johnny's Father asks him if he knows about the Birds And The Bees."I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!", Little Johnny says, bursting into tears....
An Ode To A Beatnik.;). An Ode By Rabbi Burns.;).Wee brazen multi-coloured lassie Wi hair sae lang,ye think yer classsy But...
The Ann Summers Fatality.A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see through Lingerie for his wife.He is shown several possibilities...
We've heard colleagues referring to people with "GUTS" or with "BALLS". Do they,however, know the difference between them?. Here is the official...
Are you struggling sometime trying to open Plastic Packaging /Containers ?. Not so many years ago they were easy enough to tear,crumple up,dispose...
In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
"Of course I wont laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional, in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient". "Okay...
A wee Clydeside man, who worked in the shipyards all his life,wins on the Pools and decides to do something they could never have dreamed of...
Did You Know That Santa Is A Scotsman. ? :scratch: ;).Too Many Pies And Hot Toddy's And Not Enough Exercise. :sofa: :cheers:.
Long Legged Limbo Dancer.
Kinky Boot Maker.:yahoo:
A 90 year old man said to his Doctor,"I've never felt better.I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child, what do you think about...
In an area in Scotland the U.F.O sightings have increased dramatically over the past year.The Scottish Government are not alarmed by this...
After being married for 40 years,a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while,then said,"You are an Alphabet wife,...
I Have the same problem with my Wife, only difference my Wife And I Came From The Same Street.:scratch:.
What Words do you use in your Dialects,what words do they represent in English,here are a few from some areas of Scotland. A Didnae dae That...
'And The First Question To Win £100, Is'"The Title Of Take That's First Album Consisted Of Four Words "."The first two words were, ,Take...
First Day At The Senior Complex.On her first day at the senior complex,the new manager addressed all the seniors,pointing out some of her rules....
"WHEW"! Who's Been On The Curry Soup"?.
Being A Scotsman There Is Completely Nothing Wrong With My Grammar. :dbgrtmb:."My Gramma Went Oot Tay The Shoaps Hirsel , Yisturday!, So She...
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