Four New Entrants For' The Baby Donald Trump Lookalike Contest '. ;).
My Wife and I went to the Auction Mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first Exhibits we stopped at was the Breeding Bulls. We went up to...
Something that has been driving me mad for some time now is Clothing Sizes.:gaah:.My waist size ,My Height ,My Weight, My Shoe size, have Never...
Kim Jong Un, Announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the Sun within ten years. A Reporter said,"But The Sun Is...
Willie Says To Jimmy," I'm ready for a Holiday,only this year I'm going to do it a bit different"."3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got...
A Guy was out hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged,shooting him in the genitals . Several hours later,lying in a...
The Latest Boo Boo by the Government.Their New Family Planning Advertisement. :doh::doh::doh:.
David Beckham gets into a Taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.After about 5 minutes the driver says,"Ok Give Me A...
A Few months ago I went into a Funeral Directors, bought and paid for my funeral.There were two Young Ladies that served me.First time...
Two Indian Junkies accidentally snorted Curry Powder Instead Of Cocaine. Both Are In Hospital------------One's In A Korma ,The Other's Got A Dodgy...
My Neighbour was working in his Garden when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front...
A Nun badly needed to use the Restroom,walked into a local club,the place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a...
The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady who had just got married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions...
I have just purchased new garden furniture,this includes a large black glass top table and six chairs. Last night I was sitting at the table...
"Who's Been Heavy On The Drambuie?.
A Man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said,"But we don't know anything about each other". He...
The New Britain's got Talent Judges.:thumbsup:.
This is what happened when Mr T spent to long in the sun building Mexican Walls.
You should think shame of yourself Mowerman, Wee Jimmie Krankie will be really annoyed, With that Comparison, "Fan- Dabi-Dobi :dbgrtmb:.;).
I Agree Kindredspirit, I have less time to myself what with watching grandchildren,and Great grandchildren, the house is a madhouse sometime. It's...
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