I received this by E Mail yesterday it was put in my Junk Mail section.'This is to inform you about a payment made to your account but we were...
A Man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army. "But wait a minute", said the listener, "She would have...
A Man leaned towards an attractive woman at a Bar and said to her, loudly, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before ?","Yes",she replied in a loud...
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,and Muldoon went to the parish priest and...
"Thank God We're Going Back To More British Goods", "These European Knickers Are Killing Me".:gaah:.
A Professor was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience he asked,"How many people here believe in Ghosts ?".About...
"SO, That's Where That Wee Yin Put Her THISTLE" :mad::mad::mad:.
A Lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing his interest in sex. The Doctor gives her a pill,but warns her that it's still...
Looks like Frank Spencer has struck again :gaah:
(For Sale).A Toilet from ABBA'S Tour BusWhat A Loo, :sofa:.
A Cardiologist Died and was given an elaborate Funeral. A Huge heart covered in Flowers stood behind the Casket during the service.Following the...
(An Old Chic Murray Joke).Chic Went To See His Doctor,"What's The Problem Mr Murray?". "Well Doctor, every morning I have a complete...
Given that Mr Blair was in the news again recently, I think you should read this with new eyes.On a recent trip to the United States,Tony...
Hi strongylodon. Oddly enough I have an Engineer coming tomorrow morning to fit 2 new Smart Meters. thank you.:dbgrtmb:.
For the last few years I have noticed that Light Bulbs do not last for any time compared to a few years ago. I have purchased several types of...
Two Guys sitting in a Glasgow Pub when in comes a wee Chinese chappie. He swiftly downs 2 large whisky's.On asking for a third and being refused...
Zigs Is that the ditches they they dig for Toilets. :sick0026:.
An Unnamed Peer was spotted leaving a Taxi waiting outside Parliament while he called in to Register for his daily allowance. He was spotted...
I have been informed that a portion of water melon at Breakfast is very good for your health. ?. Has anyone else heard anything about...
Aw Ra Best, big man, Ur Ye Gonnie Get Buckled ?. :Wino::Wino::Wino:.
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