"Donald, there is a wee shop behind that second mound,he might have some Hard Set Hair Lacquer".:star:.
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the Urologist for a Prostate Examination. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either...
A Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The Father asks his son what he...
"Well BoB, You Did Say This Boat Could Fly ".
Husband and Wife have yet another fight. The wife phones her mother and tells her,"Bob and I had another fight", "I'm leaving him and coming back...
A Man walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A Genie appears...
I Prefer His Rum:Wino:.
Heaven.Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the Throne Of Heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side ,I...
Only Draw Back, The Farmer lost all his friends and family, The smell from his breath was Honking. :sick0026::sick0026::sick0026:.
I have been a smoker since buying single fags before going into School@age 13.I have always purchased packets of ten since then, but the cost...
A Priest was leaving his mission in the jungle where he had spent years civilizing a tribe of natives when he realizes that the one thing he never...
A Chinese family of four, their names were ,Bu, Chu, Fu and Hu, they were considering emigration to the U.S.A. Their applications were accepted...
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerks hand was bandaged, but before he could ask him about the bandage the clerk said...
"Nothing to worry about darling,I'm just impairing the noise from your sister, "Breaking Wind".
'Moaning Lisa Having A Bad Hair Day'
(A Couple Of Blonde Jokes).A Blonde pushes her B.M.W. into a garage and tells the Mechanic the car has died.After he works on it for a few...
Old Rab Always Wanted A Big Headstone.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a Computer Chip that can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants. The ITit,...
(For Sale).Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica ,40 volumes, excellent condition, £300 or best offer.No longer needed,got married last...
A Couple of days ago I seen something I've never saw before, A Double Rainbow.When I seen it I thought to myself,'I'll need to cut down on the...
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