"I Only Smoke Black And White Lucky Strike, But buggers Cant Be Choosers" ;).
Always Look On The Cheery Side, That Will Save The Family A Few Bob ".:Wino:.
A Man boarded a Plane with Six Kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the Aisle from him leaned over to him and...
Please Be Careful. Last Saturday I went to a Party, I had a few beers, followed by a few Cocktails, followed by a few shots. I still had the sense...
And Tonight's Delicacy Is Barbecued Budgie, Wrapped in Foil And Plastic Wrap. :sofa:.
"Ships Captain ,Elizabeth Alexander Mary, Speaking". "Give Me More Power Scotty, And Beam Up My Corgis".
A Helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish Island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage...
An Old Song I Remember my Grandmother singing, when I was a child, She sang it in an Old broad Scottish Accent.'Wans A Hid a wee Broon Hen It...
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay Increase, the Wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She Asked," Now...
All Pets Allowed. We Have Upper Accommodation Available If Required.
Little Johnny was playing with his fathers coin purse when he accidentally swallowed a Penny. He went crying to his Mum,choking on the Penny. They...
Difference Between Complete And Finished.When you meet the right woman you are Complete.When you meet the wrong woman you are FinishedWhen...
HarryS . Didn't know you lived in the same Area As Me !! :yahoo:.:Wino:.
That's Only If You Come From Glesga ,Pete.
Very Poignant Lyrics , Roders.:blue thumb:.
Is that you name dropping again wiseowl :dbgrtmb:. Ruby was a good Singer.:dbgrtmb:.
What Are Politics ? A Little boy goes to his dad and asks,"What are Politics ?". Dad says ,Well son, let me try to explain it this way".#1" I...
What Are Your Favourite,Memorable Song Lyrics ?. The ones that you have remembered for years that bring back Memories. Here is one sung by Ella...
A Woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi in New York. It was raining and all the ladies of the night were standing under awnings....
" GET OUT OF MY WAY, The Viernes Negro, BLACK FRIDAY SALES Are Due To Start :yikes:.
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