Two Women friends had gone for one of their Girls Nights Out. Both were faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over enthusiastic on...
When We woke up yesterday morning, I turned to my wife and said,"Good Morning My Love, How Are You Today?".Unfortunately , I didn't get...
THE ART COLLECTORS WIFE.A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his very wealthy client. "Saul, I...
This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.He said, "Up...
" Is This Supposed To Bring Me 'GOOD LUCK'? "We Are Not Amused".:gaah:.
A man in a Bar was downing them faster than usual when a man on the Barstool next to him said,"What's Wrong?".The Man said, "I'm...
I just received a couple of the new plastic issued Five Pound Notes.:th scifD36: They are much smaller than the old ones and they are very...
Into a Belfast Pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut...
Isaac lay on his deathbed, and his loving wife Rachel was as ever at his side. Jacob said softly,"Rachel, remember when we got married at the...
I thought I would treat myself to a new white Golf Bunnet, I tried it on in the shop,at the mirrors . When I looked in the mirror I got a wee...
I Just can't resist purchasing Garden Solar Lights, I have @ 75 Garden Solar Lights/Ornaments in the garden, and that excludes the Garden Arch...
My Pear Tree,( Pear Beurre Hardy), which I planted some 7 years ago, flowered on the second year and I had a good yield from it and have had a...
Every day Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Enzo. When she was finished she...
A Young couple came into the church office to fill out a Pre-Marriage Questionnaire form. The young man,who had never talked to a Pastor...
Mr Corbyn was visiting a London Primary school, and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher...
Three Friends ,an American, Australian and an Englishman go to a beer festival. When they get to the Bar, the American orders a Budweiser,the...
Can This Bird Read ?. :scratch:.I Spotted This Yesterday Morning when Out Cycling.A large Seagull sitting down having a rest, in the middle...
"YOO HOO, Mr Big Time Lion Hunters","You Should Have Gone To Specsavers".
"Right Tigger,Are You Stealing Again From The Fridge?"."Oh No!, I'm Just Checking when this light goes out".;).
When her husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper but added that he died of Gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers...
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