Giving Sadiq Khan the title 'Sir'is like giving Tommy Robinson the title 'Ayatollah'
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Kier Starmer visits Saudi Arabia to strengthen economic ties between the Arab state and the UK."Despite this man's appalling human rights...
I live in a Labour constituency.Starmer paid me a surprise visit last week for a quick chat.My hearing aids were playing up so I didn't here...
My car wouldn't start this morning. I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine block.He said: "Good day to you Sir! And might...
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"Dad, can I put the heating on?""Yeah but it's part of your Christmas present"
NEWS FLASH ! UK would comply with Netanyahu arrest warrant, No 10 says.Netanyahu is rumoured to be considering giving himself up, to get bed and...
"I'm looking for a copy of 'How to avoid paying Tax by Buying a Farm'Yes, my name is J R Clarkson...."
An ancient Orchid bought from local Pound Shop many moons ago. [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
@LawnAndOrder Occupation: DilettanteI didn't know the meaning of Dilettante, so I asked Mrs C. You should know that -- because you are one....
An English man, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in the audience.Madji the magician comes on stage and asks "Can you see...
This afternoon -- Fatsia Japonica in a 30 litre plastic pot [ATTACH]
When Doris met Mabel for coffee.Doris "I've started seeing someone"Mabel "Do you mean dating, or hallucinating?"
I haven't seen a man beat a woman this badly since the Olympics.
Democratic challenger and US vice president Kamala Harris"My pronouns are Has/Been"
A Texas HillBilly found out that his parents have just voted Trump for President.He said he's going to stop visiting their graves.
Camping stores nationwide have an end of season sale going.Now is the Winter of our discount Tents.
@Baalmaiden Sarpo Mira is my seed potato of choice for bumper crop. Never had slug problems. Here in the North/West I plant mid March, for harvest...
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