An undercover cop called at my farm in Caerphilly yesterday evening...“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs” he said. “By all...
Landlord at my pub said, "Why are you looking so happy?"I replied, "The wife just had one of those procedures done at the hospital today that...
Rumpole went on a cruise, I found it funny at the time!"Rumpole of the Bailey" Rumpole at Sea (TV Episode 1991) ⭐ 8.2 | Crime, Drama, MysteryI...
@Escarpment. Yes I am managing fine, diagnosed in the depths of Covid. Here in Wigan we get very good care and treatment. Many visits to...
@Purple Streaks. Just answer as best you can, should the Dr want more info He/She will ask.@Escarpment. My father died of prostate cancer, but...
Thanks to the new Labour government,I've been able to drastically reduce my energy bills by emptying my freezer, and keeping the contents in my...
"Do you Susan, take Alfred the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded Husband, for better or worse? Better or worse. Better or worse. Better or...
I think I saw Michael J Fox in my local garden centre earlier.I couldn’t be entirely sure it was him though, as he had his back to the fuchsias.
Does anyone know Keir Starmer's address ?I have an old T Shirt....Oh, and a season ticket for Wigan Athletic.
"We spend our lives on the run.We get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock.Get up again, go to work - and then when we we retire what...
Dr Harold Shipman's grand-daughter -- "My grandad killed 284 Pensioners"Starmer and Rayner chime in together -- "Amateur!"
----------The OLD DEER HUNTERS----------Keir Starmer, Rachel Reeves, Angela Raynor....No Pensioner is safe.
@ErgatesEmpathy, Empathy!!
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.Hector: "What are you doing these days?"Freddy: "PHD."Hector:...
Santa "What would you like for Christmas?"Julian age 7 "A Porsche 911"Santa "Be realistic"Julian "Stop the boats"Santa "What colour Porsche?"
Neighbour's cat in our front garden. Shoo! Shoo!! I screamed. It -- sex unknown -- opened one eye, then resumed the big sleep. So I sent the good...
So I said to the girl at the Tesco checkout:"Can you do this any cheaper love, it's got today's date on it?"She said: "Look Mister, do you...
July 31st, I planted some seed potatoes for Christmas harvest -- 2 per 30 litre Plastic pot. The mail order S/Ps looked manky so I didn't expect...
Me: How do you keep your car so shiny?My friend: Polish.Me: Oh, sorry. Jak dbasz o to, aby Twój samochód był tak lśniący?
@RetiredRotavator is a Palindrome
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